The countdown begins!

The crowdfunding campaign is ALIVE!

For the next 45 days. and then POOF! Gone.

Here is the first of 45 reasons to join in the fun!

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It’s ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Frankenstein

At 11:59pm Monday (so, okay, basically Tuesday), we launched (drumroll, please:)

Elaine’s Giant Crowdfunding Campaign

I know! It’s SO exciting! Especially if you are me!

It is Here. Click through and have a look-see!

Let’s do this, people! Let’s launch the new album far out into the world.

Click the photo or any of the links above to find out how to join the fun.

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On Singing Badly

I have a secret skill: singing really badly. Seriously.

And by badly, I mean excruciatingly badly.

Ask my brother. When I wanted to torture him growing up, I would sing ‘New York, New York’ as loudly and as off-key as humanly possible. (Try it! It really lends itself to full-throated terrible singing.)

Singing well is a great joy, of course. It’s probably my greatest joy, maybe my greatest gift to give to others, and I practice every day to hone that skill… but there’s something incredibly freeing about singing truly, utterly horribly, with total abandon.

Make a joyful noise! That makes other people cringe! Amen!  : )

So naturally I love this Randy Glassbergen cartoon:

WorkorIllSing

 

 

 

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Recipes

Ever been to a gym class? You know those stretches at the end, how some people can do the forward fold over split legs really easily, and other people can do the forward fold over crossed legs really easily, but almost no one can do both easily?

I think cooking is like that.

I think that primarily because I am not-so-bueno with following recipes. I want to be, I do! I start out with the best of intentions… but I seldom remember to shop with a specific recipe in mind, so I have to make substitutions. Plus there’s always something in the fridge that needs to be used up, before it goes bad. Plus I’m skeptical. And impatient.

So it is with great pride that I say I followed a recipe with (almost) no substitutions or approximations, and made something edible. Voilá!

quiche

It is a crustless spinach quiche. (I was in the mood.) It’s delicious! And it’s now going to be The Recipe, for when I need something repeatable, with known ingredients. I’ve found It. One and done! I mean, sure, if another one arises, grrrrreat. But one is more than none!

All hail the crustless quiche.
If you ever need a casserole brought to you, I hope you like eggs.

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Late Night Poetry: Shelley

It’s time once again for Late Night Poetry here at The Skinny (Our motto: I’ll Go To Bed After I Read This Next Chapter, Really, I Mean it This Time).

Am feeling classical today, probably because – on my own bookshelf, mind you – I found a tome called Treasury of Favorite Poems. It had fallen behind some recipe books and I forgot it was there.

Opening at random to Shelley and reading aloud, I realized how apt so many of these poems still are. These lines from ‘Mutability’ especially struck me: “We rest.– A dream has power to poison sleep; We rise.–One wandering thought pollutes the day”.

Well said, Percy! Too true. I like to wag a finger at Facebook, or reality TV, but let’s face it:  the worst thought pollution is coming from inside my own brain. : )

Voila, the full poem. See what strikes you:

Mutability

We are as clouds that veil the midnight moon;
How restlessly they speed, and gleam, and quiver,
Streaking the darkness radiantly!–yet soon
Night closes round, and they are lost forever:

Or like forgotten lyres, whose dissonant strings
Give various response to each varying blast,
To whose frail frame no second motion brings
One mood or modulation like the last.

We rest.–A dream has power to poison sleep;
We rise.–One wandering thought pollutes the day;
We feel, conceive or reason, laugh or weep;
Embrace fond woe, or cast our cares away:

It is the same!–For, be it joy or sorrow,
The path of its departure still is free:
Man’s yesterday may ne’er be like his morrow;
Nought may endure but Mutability.

– Percy Bysshe Shelley

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Happy 4th!

image by bearded creative

image by BeardedCreative

 

Eat! Drink! Be merry! Reflect on democracy, the foresight of our founding fathers, and the battles that just barely won the upstart American colonies independence from Britain!

Or, that last one… maybe not, I guess. Probably not? Definitely not, huh? Okay then.

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My jumbotron moment

I’ve performed in lots of spaces, from tiny shacks full of weird trinkets to baseball stadiums, but I think this was my first time in a hockey arena — with both a backing band and a big ol’ choir:

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I’m one of the songleaders up front with a microphone. (That’s me second from left.)
I got to wail away on doo-wap-type harmony, which was super fun.

Elaine_Romanelli_UUGAFullI heard tell that my face was also plastered across the jumbotron! Yes! How cool! I can’t say for sure; you can’t really look at the jumbotron when you’re singing, because there’s a lag, and I don’t have a picture of it.

But I have hearsay, so let’s go with Yes It Happened!

I’m gonna add that to my bucket list so I can cross it off.  : )

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May-June Newsletter

Where did that Elaine person go? Why is she not blogging for my entertainment? What else (besides playing a show) could she possibly be doing?  Is it:

a) plucking chickens

b) designing superhero capes

c) devising a plan for world peace

I guess you’ll  have to click through to the combo special newsletter to find out…

Read the May/June newsletter

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Music and the Summer Solstice

Last year I spent the summer solstice tromping around town with a keyboard in tow. NYC does this thing called Make Music NY; musicians apply to play free shows outside, all over the city. I think I played 4 shows that day, ending with an in-the-round music circle, as the sun set behind us over the river.

This year I spent the solstice inside, at a wonderful songwriting conference in Nashville; we were still indoors listening to music long after the sun had set. Around midnight or so a group of us did make it outside into the sticky night, and played a round of whatever songs we could think of, while we still could think.

And then the next day we gathered for a low-key potluck in the hot June sun. We played a little, ate a little, and lounged as languidly as possible in the southern heat.

Not a traditional solstice celebration, I suppose, but all the elements were there, for me: sun, music, feeling alive, being with wonderful people. May we all have more days like that, however low or high the sun is in the sky.

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Late Night Poetry: Leonard Cohen

It’s time once again for Late Night Poetry here at The Skinny (our motto: Sleep Whenever You Want; It’s Summer, No One Will Notice).

Did you know Leonard Cohen is a published poet as well as songwriter/performer?

I found this out from no less an authority than the Norton Anthology of Modern Poetry. (BTW: I love that ‘modern’ qualifier in the title. There are collections with that name starting in the *1950s*.)

Here is one of his poems. As far as I know, it isn’t set to music, nor was intended to be.
I think it’s charming. What do you think?

You Do Not Have to Love Me

You do not have to love me
just because
you are all the women
I have ever wanted
I was born to follow you
every night
while I am still
the many men who love you

I meet you at a table
I take your fist between my hands
in a solemn taxi
I wake up alone
my hand on your absense
in Hotel Discipline

I wrote all these songs for you
I burned red and black candles
shaped like a man and a woman
I married the smoke
of two pyramids of sandalwood
I prayed for you
I prayed that you would love me
and that you would not love me

 

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