Category Archives: Humor

Late Night Poetry: [In Just-]

Posted on March 10, 2014 by Elaine Romanelli

It’s time once again for Late Night Poetry (Our motto: ‘I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead’ Is a Terrible Motto, Let’s All Try To Get More Sleep While Alive). I love me some e.e. cummings. Yes, his line breaks are a … Continue reading →

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And the Oscar goes to…

Posted on March 5, 2014 by Elaine Romanelli

Oh! The Oscars. Glamour! Heartache! Pizza! Speechifying, Twitter take-downs, cynics, critics! Commentary on everyone’s commentary! Brangelina, and U2! Liza Minnelli, fer cryin’ out loud! And poor, poor John Travolta. I love awards ceremonies. Truly I do. I am not in … Continue reading →

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A Tale told by toes

Posted on February 25, 2014 by Elaine Romanelli

Decorate me, please! This long harsh winter is bringing me down. That’s better! And enough with the boots, and the slush, and the layers of socks. Can you take us someplace we can roam free? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Mmmmmmm. Thanks. That’s better.

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Cuteness Break

Posted on December 5, 2013 by Elaine Romanelli

For today’s cuteness break, I give you this: a friend’s newborn baby, so wee he fits in a lunchbag. I like happy baby photos but I loooove grumpy baby faces. Extra cute! Yes. It is def con 90 adorable. You’re … Continue reading →

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They do, don’t they?

Posted on November 7, 2013 by Elaine Romanelli

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Halloween costumes that might have been

Posted on November 2, 2013 by Elaine Romanelli

I missed Halloween this year, but I can tell you what I would NOT have been: sexy pizza. I mean: come on. Who thinks of these things? Does anyone find pizza sexy? Pizza is delicious and beloved by all right-thinking … Continue reading →

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Life Without Plastic

Posted on October 12, 2013 by Elaine Romanelli

Plastic! Get yer butt out here! I have a bone to pick with you. I’m tired of plastic. Especially broken plastic. Broken plastic things litter my house, and my conscience. Broken salt grinder, wounded hair clips, wrecked fasteners and closers … Continue reading →

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For my Canadian friends

Posted on October 7, 2013 by Elaine Romanelli

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Thought du jour

Posted on September 30, 2013 by Elaine Romanelli

If you can’t believe it’s not butter You haven’t had butter in quite some time.        

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Late Night Poetry: This is Just to Say

Posted on July 15, 2013 by Elaine Romanelli

Well hello! I see you are also awake at this ungodly hour. (Too bad about that. Warm milk, maybe?) As you know by now — or you are discovering as we speak — we have a recurring feature here at … Continue reading →

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